What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin'
Fly gearrr but I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.
Well, I'm pretty sure a lot of you guys know what song lyrics was that. Elsie wrote me a testimonial the other day saying that whenever she listens to this song, it reminds her of me. Haha. It's funny isn't it. well HELLO i dun even have the nice assets liks Fergie. Hmm, I do wonder, can I have nice assets like hers? Haha, what a dream.
Life's been pretty bad with me and good at the same time.
Let's start with the bad side:
Well, Thursday was really a bad bad day for me. I was mad at someone, which I think a few already know who I'm talking about here. I was so worried for him cause he told me he was sick. He called me on Wednesday but I was at the cafeteria with Janice, so I couldn't really talk to him. I promised him that I will call him after my class, about 5. He said ok. So I called. He didn't pick up my call. Nvm. I thought he was sleeping or something. I made another call. He still didn't pick up my call. So, really I thought he was sleeping. I called again for the 3rd time at about 7 something. He still did not answer my call. I was seriously getting worried about him. Bang, when I was online, he saw me online. He said hello and everything. But when asked, he said he went out gambling. I mean like, what the hell? El was basically helping him with his marketing assignment and I was worried he was so sick that he can't do his assignment. Darn, the truth came out and I didn't wanna talk to him then. On Thursday, he had a paper. He didn't bring papers to class, so he came and asked from me. I gave him, but in my tone, people can so sense I am angry. Never mind about that. I was prety nagry that day. Some guy, CH, from my calculus class has to come up to me, and accidentally slapped me on my face. I wasn't really pissed, but at that moment, I was really really pissed. I scolded him for doin that to me cause even my mom has not slapped me before nor my dad. He dares to slap me? Arrgh. So I screamed at him. Later, the guy who made me mad and caused all the anger in me, came lunch with me, El, J, D, SC and also a friend of his, who is coincidentally my cute Korean guy, WY. El, Jan, SC, D are really nice friends. They know I was really angry and mad, so they helped to chill me down a lil. But sadly, W just has to add fire. He said he wanted the food I was eating (which is actually Wan Ton Mee), and he doesn't know how to order. So, D and I helped him. And then he actually asked who helped him to order. I told him an angel in a sarcastic tone (well like duh, i gave him a sarcastic look). Then he asked me to tell that angel, thank you, asshole. Wow, everyone there can so see that my anger was rising high, it almost reach the boiling point. D told him, "shit, u said the wrong thing to her today. She's not in a mood!" I kept quiet and continue eating my food, or should I say, playing with my food. El like teased me, "Hey, ur leng chai there man. you should be happy." "I don't care if my leng chai there or not, unless you tell me brad pitt is here, then i'll be happy!" I told El. Sigh, it was really a bad day for me. After lunch we went back to college. I asked El to accompany me off to the cafeteria. She said, "aiyor, you just missed the best chance to befriends with your leng chai. suddenly next time no more chances like this!" "Well, i can't say anything much cause I was angry. and he didn't even dare to look at our table (which was me, El and Jan)" Sigh, missed chance. Seriously speaking, it's not that I didn't wanna talk to him. He look as though he doesn't dare to look at me! Anywayz, WY left early, headed off somewhere else. Frankly speaking, he looks very shy. Indeed, I think he is shy, especially with loud and noisy people like us around.
Good news:
Well, Thurs was the last day before the break. Whew, at last, got a week break. But need to return earlier due to work work and work. Sigh, but the most least I'm back at home sweet home, far far away from the world outside, a complicated world I mean. And then, my sis told me, we have a new dog. I was like, yeah, I know, the Dalmation right? She was like, NO! It's a labrador. What happened to my parents when we were not around? Why suddenly another new addition to the family? Sigh, the previous owner of the dalmation gave it to us also. Well, we have a dalmation male named Pluto and labrador female named Gigi.
Do this math, if the dalmation male mate with the labrador female, what do you get? Simple. A DALBRADOR! Haha. It's lame but I guess we better come out with that, right? And when I went out yesterday, dropping out my sister off to my mom's office, another doggie came into our house. This time, it is a Dashund. Well, I was pretty afraid that my mom wouldn't let me keep it. But guess what, my mom said to my dad today, let's keep the dog. I can tell why my mom wants to keep it. This is the first ever dog that my mom's not afraid off! Hehe. For the past few dogs we had, she was afraid of them cause they were big size and fierce. Same as my two new dogs, Pluto and Gigi. And also, whenever my mom sees dog, she's scared of them. Even small little Jack Russell also she's afraid or maybe Yorkshier Terrier too! But this time, she's not! It's a Dashund, it just follows behind your back slowly. Haha.
Well there you have it there, the good news and bad news. Sigh, come to think back, why was I so angry at CH when he slapped me accidentally? Mayb cause at that moment, I was already pissed with something else. Too bad for CH la. WY is such a waste, as in I was given such a nice oppurtunity to befriends with him, but I just missed it. Hopefully got the chance again! ;-)
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